I had a really weird dream last night. I was walking around in a field(?) and trying to find a place to go to the bathroom. There were all these trees (I think?) that I considered but none of them provided much cover. Then there was a door to a bathroom, but it was occupied. So I went to stand in line at the door (I was first in line) as other people were also going to stand in line. Then a man opened the door to welcome me in…and some chick tried to cut in front of me and there was a little confrontation but I won. Then to get to the “bathroom” I actually had to climb up this “ladder” which was really just some pegs that I had to grab while I was holding a paperback book. So then I climb up into the aft compartment of an airplane into this “bathroom” area. And then the guy is like holding me in place (because I might fall back out of the hole I just climbed up through) and washing my back (I think?). Then the other girl (who tried to cut in line) comes up with the help of another guy and she is saying something like “That climb was easy, why did it take her so long?” So I yelled “I was holding a book, Asshole!” So then as the guy was washing my back, I said “I really have to pee”, so then I sat down and tried to pee. I think maybe a lady came in the room at that time….
And then I woke up and I had to pee.
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Friday, July 9, 2010
Eric Northman
So, the other day I had a TrueBlood dream. Eric Northman and Bill Compton were there. Sookie was there too but I'm not totally sure if I was Sookie or if she was another person. I just remember her kinda on the periphery.
So Bill, Eric, and I were swimming in a river naked. Then some big, long fish or eel or something comes swimming around us and trying to attack me. So Bill goes and swims after it (real fast because he's a vampire) and catches it in his hands and throws it out onto the bank. Meanwhile, Eric carries me/swims to the bank and gets me out of the water.
So then Eric is sitting on a chair naked. OK, he looked really hot and everything, but he may have had two penises (that is kinda not clear in my dream mind).
My clothes are under him, so I am standing right in front of him (naked also) and I keep trying to reach around him to get my clothes. He keeps moving so I touch him every time, and he is teasing me. And there is a lot of sexual tension.
The End!
So Bill, Eric, and I were swimming in a river naked. Then some big, long fish or eel or something comes swimming around us and trying to attack me. So Bill goes and swims after it (real fast because he's a vampire) and catches it in his hands and throws it out onto the bank. Meanwhile, Eric carries me/swims to the bank and gets me out of the water.
So then Eric is sitting on a chair naked. OK, he looked really hot and everything, but he may have had two penises (that is kinda not clear in my dream mind).
My clothes are under him, so I am standing right in front of him (naked also) and I keep trying to reach around him to get my clothes. He keeps moving so I touch him every time, and he is teasing me. And there is a lot of sexual tension.
The End!
Monday, April 5, 2010
I wasn't exactly a baby sitter
This maybe the most disturbing dream yet...
I was hired by some parents to take care of their two teenage sons while the parents were away for long periods of time. I wasn't really a babysitter, as the sons were about 18 and 16 years old. But I was just there to take care of them -as in cook and do their laundry - stuff their mother would normally do. And the parents were rich, so they didn't want to make the sons fend for themselves, so they hired me. And I lived at their house with them.
So, I started sleeping with the oldest son, Justin. (Keep in mind that in the dream I wasn't married, and in fact I think I was younger than my real current age.) So, I remember one night I was sleeping (actually asleep) in the bed with Justin and I heard noises. I quickly got out of bed and went to lay on the couch. The parents had just gotten home from one of their trips, and they were none the wiser.
Then, I don't know what happened but there were some complications and people may have found out about me & Justin. Justin wasn't there, but then the younger son, Michael, was defending me. And that's all I remember. And then I was feeling sad because I was in love with Justin, and now he was gone.
I was hired by some parents to take care of their two teenage sons while the parents were away for long periods of time. I wasn't really a babysitter, as the sons were about 18 and 16 years old. But I was just there to take care of them -as in cook and do their laundry - stuff their mother would normally do. And the parents were rich, so they didn't want to make the sons fend for themselves, so they hired me. And I lived at their house with them.
So, I started sleeping with the oldest son, Justin. (Keep in mind that in the dream I wasn't married, and in fact I think I was younger than my real current age.) So, I remember one night I was sleeping (actually asleep) in the bed with Justin and I heard noises. I quickly got out of bed and went to lay on the couch. The parents had just gotten home from one of their trips, and they were none the wiser.
Then, I don't know what happened but there were some complications and people may have found out about me & Justin. Justin wasn't there, but then the younger son, Michael, was defending me. And that's all I remember. And then I was feeling sad because I was in love with Justin, and now he was gone.
Monday, March 1, 2010
GG
GG was at my house, because I guess he didn’t have anywhere to go. Like, for some reason he didn’t have a place to stay. So, in the dream, my husband (M) is at work all night. And GG is at my house, and I am trying to hint around that he needs to leave because M is going to come home and wonder why this weird guy is at our house.
Then, I say something to GG like “Well, M and I are going to eat as soon as he gets home.” And GG is like “OK”, as if he thinks he is invited. And then I said soemthign else like, “Well we are meeting his brother…so…” Like I was trying to nicely tell him he wasn’t invited.
Then all my family from Coffeyville are there. M gets home, and he is all buddy-buddy with my brother-in-law’s brother. (Which I don’t even think they know each other in real life.) So, at this point, we have decided that I am going to give GG a ride home. So he is slowly gathering up all his stuff. And I am thinking that I need to take a shower and he needs to hurry up. So, I am thinking that maybe I should just go take a shower and when I get done he will be ready to go. But then I don’t want to make him slow down even more by taking a shower, and making him think that we are not leaving.
And the weirdest thing is that I didn’t notice he smelled like smoke in the dream.
Then, I say something to GG like “Well, M and I are going to eat as soon as he gets home.” And GG is like “OK”, as if he thinks he is invited. And then I said soemthign else like, “Well we are meeting his brother…so…” Like I was trying to nicely tell him he wasn’t invited.
Then all my family from Coffeyville are there. M gets home, and he is all buddy-buddy with my brother-in-law’s brother. (Which I don’t even think they know each other in real life.) So, at this point, we have decided that I am going to give GG a ride home. So he is slowly gathering up all his stuff. And I am thinking that I need to take a shower and he needs to hurry up. So, I am thinking that maybe I should just go take a shower and when I get done he will be ready to go. But then I don’t want to make him slow down even more by taking a shower, and making him think that we are not leaving.
And the weirdest thing is that I didn’t notice he smelled like smoke in the dream.
Friday, February 19, 2010
Mini Dreams
Lately, I think I have been having a lot of small dreams each night; but I can hardly remember anything details the next morning - just that they were full of action and confusing. Here'e a tiny bit I remember from last night. I was just watching this one, like it was a movie.
There were 3 guys (they seemed kind of Hillbilly-ish) and then an old guy who was their boss standing outside. Suddenly, they see a crocodile walking toward them, and the 3 hillbillys start freaking out and tell the boss he better save them. They grab onto these poles above them and pull up their legs, and the boss gets a gun (I think it was a shot gun). then I think he shots the croc, but the croc turns into an old lady. So the old lady/croc is talking to he old guy and slowly un screwingthe barrel of the gun, and the old guy doesn't notice.
That's all I remember. Weird.
There were 3 guys (they seemed kind of Hillbilly-ish) and then an old guy who was their boss standing outside. Suddenly, they see a crocodile walking toward them, and the 3 hillbillys start freaking out and tell the boss he better save them. They grab onto these poles above them and pull up their legs, and the boss gets a gun (I think it was a shot gun). then I think he shots the croc, but the croc turns into an old lady. So the old lady/croc is talking to he old guy and slowly un screwingthe barrel of the gun, and the old guy doesn't notice.
That's all I remember. Weird.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Party
So last night's dream is kinda hazy, but here it goes.
My friends (A, J, Sh) and I were decorating a huge mansion for a party. Now, I'm not really clear on whether we were decorating for a Halloween party or a Christmas party.
There was some stuff happening with a hidden room, and putting in a new doorway that I don't quite remember. Then, after we finished decorating, we were all trying on different Santa hats (Christmas party?), but then we noticed that they had labels on them with like character descriptions so we thought that someone (not us) was planning us use them in a skit later during the party (huh?).
So, then the party was going to start soon so we started talking about what we were going to dress up as (Halloween party?). Yeah, now it seems like that was a little late to be deciding our costumes, but in the dream it made sense.
So, we talked about how Sh could dress as a pickle. I said, "Too bad M (her husband) won't be here because he could dress as a stork." You know, the stork from Vlasic pickles?
Then, I remember seeing my friend from high school (who I haven't actually seen since high school) coming up the walk dressed as a cheerleader.
My friends (A, J, Sh) and I were decorating a huge mansion for a party. Now, I'm not really clear on whether we were decorating for a Halloween party or a Christmas party.
There was some stuff happening with a hidden room, and putting in a new doorway that I don't quite remember. Then, after we finished decorating, we were all trying on different Santa hats (Christmas party?), but then we noticed that they had labels on them with like character descriptions so we thought that someone (not us) was planning us use them in a skit later during the party (huh?).
So, then the party was going to start soon so we started talking about what we were going to dress up as (Halloween party?). Yeah, now it seems like that was a little late to be deciding our costumes, but in the dream it made sense.
So, we talked about how Sh could dress as a pickle. I said, "Too bad M (her husband) won't be here because he could dress as a stork." You know, the stork from Vlasic pickles?
Then, I remember seeing my friend from high school (who I haven't actually seen since high school) coming up the walk dressed as a cheerleader.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
The Great Flood
Last night's dream had me in some post apocalyptic world, well mid-apocalyptic really. (It could be inspired by the fact that I saw 2012 last week.) I think a big flood was happeneing but not sure if it was caused by something else - like earthquakes or tsumanis or something.
Anyway, my friends and I were trying to get away or get to safety and I remember running through this building that had all these stair cases and ladders and tiny crawl spaces that basically caused a maze we had to navigate. We have to get to the top of the building, and then we somehow got into a huge canoe with about twenty people (I think it might have been an inflatable canoe too). So we are getting ready to go down this hill (or maybe it was a leaning building) and we see this big ark (you know, a really big boat). Also, there is a bunch of water at the bottom of the hill (basically everything is flooded). So the plan is that the canoe will stop by the ark so that my friends (J & A) and I can get into the ark. For some reason we are special because the other people on the canoe are not supposed to get on the ark.
So then the canoe gets going really fast sliding down this hill and doesn't stop at the arc. J, A, and I are yelling "Hey we're supposed to stop!" So then the canoe plunges into the water. Since the canoe is over capacity, some people (including me) are hanging off the edges of the canoe into the water. That's when we notice that there are crocdiles in the water and they are getting close. So then there is a big scene where we are fighting off the crocs and trying to get into the canoe. We are punching the crocs on the tops of their snouts, and then everyone is laying on top of each other in the canoe. I think some people got eaten, but not me or my friends.
So then later we are on a beach. J & I are running along the beach trying to get somewhere. She, of course, can run faster than me. She is running ahead of me with no regard to the fact that I am falling behind. What a jerk!
We finally arrive at the place we were going, and there are a bunch of other survivors there. They are all waiting in line to take a shower. The line for the men's shower is a bunch of naked guys in line in water. So they are all treading water in a line, waiting.
So, I walk around a little bit and see some women waiting in line and then I hear a loud speaker say something that ends with them calling my name. So I start asking everyone around me what the announcement had said. since the only part I caught was my name. I think they said I am supposed to go somewhere to contact someone - like maybe my family is looking for me. But I don't know where to go or exactly what they said. Then I woke up.
Anyway, my friends and I were trying to get away or get to safety and I remember running through this building that had all these stair cases and ladders and tiny crawl spaces that basically caused a maze we had to navigate. We have to get to the top of the building, and then we somehow got into a huge canoe with about twenty people (I think it might have been an inflatable canoe too). So we are getting ready to go down this hill (or maybe it was a leaning building) and we see this big ark (you know, a really big boat). Also, there is a bunch of water at the bottom of the hill (basically everything is flooded). So the plan is that the canoe will stop by the ark so that my friends (J & A) and I can get into the ark. For some reason we are special because the other people on the canoe are not supposed to get on the ark.
So then the canoe gets going really fast sliding down this hill and doesn't stop at the arc. J, A, and I are yelling "Hey we're supposed to stop!" So then the canoe plunges into the water. Since the canoe is over capacity, some people (including me) are hanging off the edges of the canoe into the water. That's when we notice that there are crocdiles in the water and they are getting close. So then there is a big scene where we are fighting off the crocs and trying to get into the canoe. We are punching the crocs on the tops of their snouts, and then everyone is laying on top of each other in the canoe. I think some people got eaten, but not me or my friends.
So then later we are on a beach. J & I are running along the beach trying to get somewhere. She, of course, can run faster than me. She is running ahead of me with no regard to the fact that I am falling behind. What a jerk!
We finally arrive at the place we were going, and there are a bunch of other survivors there. They are all waiting in line to take a shower. The line for the men's shower is a bunch of naked guys in line in water. So they are all treading water in a line, waiting.
So, I walk around a little bit and see some women waiting in line and then I hear a loud speaker say something that ends with them calling my name. So I start asking everyone around me what the announcement had said. since the only part I caught was my name. I think they said I am supposed to go somewhere to contact someone - like maybe my family is looking for me. But I don't know where to go or exactly what they said. Then I woke up.
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