Hef and Clones

So, I had two dreams last night.

1. For some reason I was friendly with the “Girls Next Door” and Hugh Hefner. Since Hef is getting a divorce (which he is in real life), his ex-wife was going to get the Playboy Mansion as part of the settlement. So Hef was letting everyone come to the mansion on Tuesday and take anything they wanted. We could take dishes, paintings off the wall, anything that could be taken out of the mansion.

2. (This one may have been inspired by my friend's dream about a three year old clone.) I was at a party or group gathering or something. And there had previously been some clones there. (Full adult clones, like in “Multiplicity”.) But the clones were gone now – not just gone from the party, but didn’t exist anymore. Not sure if they were killed or they “expired” or what, but people weren’t really sad about it or anything, like they realized that it wasn’t good for clones to exist. But everyone was talking about how great the sex with the clones was. One lady was like, “Remember when we did it in the back of the SUV with the clone. Oh that was so great, I wish we could do it again… Don’t worry, honey, I’m not going to clone myself.” So I was REALLY wishing I had been there when the clones were there so I could have had great clone sex too, and so I was very disappointed.

Gunned Down

Last night I had a dream that started out with a drive by shooting. These drive by shootings happened a few times, so then almost everyone I know was dead.

So then I & one other person (I don't remember who it was) were in this van, and we see the shooters outside. We are afraid they are going to try to kill us, so we keep hidden in the van. They start towing the van (backwards), and we are part of a caravan with a few other vehicles.

The other person & I are debating what to do, and then we see that we are coming to an intersection. So when they turn left (And now the van is facing toward the right turn since it is backwards), we drive the van to the right. Yeah, somehow we can drive the van off - it is suddenly not attached to anything. So we drive off really fast, and the shooters don't notice at first so we get some lead time.

So we drive into this big condo/townhouse community where we know someone. We go to their condo, but they have a tiny garage. Not big enough for the van, which we need to hide in case the shooters drive by and see it. So then I remember that my friend Z lives in the next row of condos with a bigger garage. We go over there, and she is a little hesitant to let us put it in the garage. She already has a SUV with a trailer attached in one side, but she still has another half empty (man that's a huge garage). So she lets us put it in there.

So then I am looking at the van from the outside, and I see that it kinda looks like the old station wagons, but more van-ish. It is off white with wood paneling along the sides.

New Moon - all wrong

New Moon is the second book in the Twilight Saga. the movie is schedueld to come out in November. My friend, AM noticed that a lot of my dreams involve characters from Twilight, and then I promptly had a dream about them (last night).I was watching the New Moon movie and there were scenes in there that are absolutely not in the book and don’t even go with the story in the book, and I was thinking “Well how the hell are they going to resolve this?”I really can’t even remember the details of what was going on in the scenes, but it seems like Edward was fighting with some other vampires (not the Volturi) on a pool table or something.

Flirting

I had this dream 2 nights ago...(GV & SG = two slightly older single guys I know.AM = A close friend of mine)A bunch of my friends were out in a group, and me & GV were flirting with each other a lot. And I think it was really obvious. And then I went with AM to go talk to a group of her college friends. And while with them, I was trying to put barrettes in my hair, and it just wasn’t cooperating, and I was getting really pissed. OK, so then later on in the evening, SG starting talking to me and he was leaning in real close to me.(It was like he realized that if GV could flirt with me, so could he.) And then there was some discussion about whether I was married (which I was), but I think it was just GV & SG discussing it with each other. SG was surprised that I was married, but GV knew and didn’t care.…OK, so then later I was in GV’s room. (Not sure how that happened.) He wasn’t there, but his mom was. I was sitting on a chair, and she told me that is the chair GV likes to have sex on! So, I started looking through a high school yearbook, thinking I would get to see a pic of GV – but instead it was my high school yearbook. So he had MY HS yearbook in his room. Then his mom started talking about how he had watched the movie they made about my life. And I said, “Yeah but they made the ending of the movie wrong. Actually Jacob is supposed to die, not Edward.” (Jacob & Edward are characters from Twilight.)And then I felt like I had to pee, and I contemplated just peeing on the chair. And then I was about to pee on the chair, and…… I woke up and almost peed the bed.

About Me

I decided to publish this blog to keep a record of all the crazy dreams I have been having lately. The names have been changed to protect the innocent, except in a few rare cases.I'm a 30-something DINK in middle America. I enjoy a wide range of movies, music, and books. Past dreams have included sex dreams about co-workers, trains running through my grandma's house, and Robert Pattinson. Actually, I've had a few dreams starring Robert Pattison lately. Sometimes he is Edward from twilight, and sometimes he is Rob.A while back I had one where Rob was at my house, and I was washing dishes. Then as he walks into the kitchen, I am getting some lettuce out of the cabinet.