Eric Northman

So, the other day I had a TrueBlood dream. Eric Northman and Bill Compton were there. Sookie was there too but I'm not totally sure if I was Sookie or if she was another person. I just remember her kinda on the periphery.
So Bill, Eric, and I were swimming in a river naked. Then some big, long fish or eel or something comes swimming around us and trying to attack me. So Bill goes and swims after it (real fast because he's a vampire) and catches it in his hands and throws it out onto the bank. Meanwhile, Eric carries me/swims to the bank and gets me out of the water.

So then Eric is sitting on a chair naked. OK, he looked really hot and everything, but he may have had two penises (that is kinda not clear in my dream mind).
My clothes are under him, so I am standing right in front of him (naked also) and I keep trying to reach around him to get my clothes. He keeps moving so I touch him every time, and he is teasing me. And there is a lot of sexual tension.

The End!

I wasn't exactly a baby sitter

This maybe the most disturbing dream yet...

I was hired by some parents to take care of their two teenage sons while the parents were away for long periods of time. I wasn't really a babysitter, as the sons were about 18 and 16 years old. But I was just there to take care of them -as in cook and do their laundry - stuff their mother would normally do. And the parents were rich, so they didn't want to make the sons fend for themselves, so they hired me. And I lived at their house with them.

So, I started sleeping with the oldest son, Justin. (Keep in mind that in the dream I wasn't married, and in fact I think I was younger than my real current age.) So, I remember one night I was sleeping (actually asleep) in the bed with Justin and I heard noises. I quickly got out of bed and went to lay on the couch. The parents had just gotten home from one of their trips, and they were none the wiser.

Then, I don't know what happened but there were some complications and people may have found out about me & Justin. Justin wasn't there, but then the younger son, Michael, was defending me. And that's all I remember. And then I was feeling sad because I was in love with Justin, and now he was gone.

GG

GG was at my house, because I guess he didn’t have anywhere to go. Like, for some reason he didn’t have a place to stay. So, in the dream, my husband (M) is at work all night. And GG is at my house, and I am trying to hint around that he needs to leave because M is going to come home and wonder why this weird guy is at our house.

Then, I say something to GG like “Well, M and I are going to eat as soon as he gets home.” And GG is like “OK”, as if he thinks he is invited. And then I said soemthign else like, “Well we are meeting his brother…so…” Like I was trying to nicely tell him he wasn’t invited.

Then all my family from Coffeyville are there. M gets home, and he is all buddy-buddy with my brother-in-law’s brother. (Which I don’t even think they know each other in real life.) So, at this point, we have decided that I am going to give GG a ride home. So he is slowly gathering up all his stuff. And I am thinking that I need to take a shower and he needs to hurry up. So, I am thinking that maybe I should just go take a shower and when I get done he will be ready to go. But then I don’t want to make him slow down even more by taking a shower, and making him think that we are not leaving.

And the weirdest thing is that I didn’t notice he smelled like smoke in the dream.

Mini Dreams

Lately, I think I have been having a lot of small dreams each night; but I can hardly remember anything details the next morning - just that they were full of action and confusing. Here'e a tiny bit I remember from last night. I was just watching this one, like it was a movie.

There were 3 guys (they seemed kind of Hillbilly-ish) and then an old guy who was their boss standing outside. Suddenly, they see a crocodile walking toward them, and the 3 hillbillys start freaking out and tell the boss he better save them. They grab onto these poles above them and pull up their legs, and the boss gets a gun (I think it was a shot gun). then I think he shots the croc, but the croc turns into an old lady. So the old lady/croc is talking to he old guy and slowly un screwingthe barrel of the gun, and the old guy doesn't notice.

That's all I remember. Weird.

Party

So last night's dream is kinda hazy, but here it goes.
My friends (A, J, Sh) and I were decorating a huge mansion for a party. Now, I'm not really clear on whether we were decorating for a Halloween party or a Christmas party.
There was some stuff happening with a hidden room, and putting in a new doorway that I don't quite remember. Then, after we finished decorating, we were all trying on different Santa hats (Christmas party?), but then we noticed that they had labels on them with like character descriptions so we thought that someone (not us) was planning us use them in a skit later during the party (huh?).
So, then the party was going to start soon so we started talking about what we were going to dress up as (Halloween party?). Yeah, now it seems like that was a little late to be deciding our costumes, but in the dream it made sense.
So, we talked about how Sh could dress as a pickle. I said, "Too bad M (her husband) won't be here because he could dress as a stork." You know, the stork from Vlasic pickles?
Then, I remember seeing my friend from high school (who I haven't actually seen since high school) coming up the walk dressed as a cheerleader.