Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Looking for a Bathroom

I had a really weird dream last night. I was walking around in a field(?) and trying to find a place to go to the bathroom. There were all these trees (I think?) that I considered but none of them provided much cover. Then there was a door to a bathroom, but it was occupied. So I went to stand in line at the door (I was first in line) as other people were also going to stand in line. Then a man opened the door to welcome me in…and some chick tried to cut in front of me and there was a little confrontation but I won. Then to get to the “bathroom” I actually had to climb up this “ladder” which was really just some pegs that I had to grab while I was holding a paperback book. So then I climb up into the aft compartment of an airplane into this “bathroom” area. And then the guy is like holding me in place (because I might fall back out of the hole I just climbed up through) and washing my back (I think?). Then the other girl (who tried to cut in line) comes up with the help of another guy and she is saying something like “That climb was easy, why did it take her so long?” So I yelled “I was holding a book, Asshole!” So then as the guy was washing my back, I said “I really have to pee”, so then I sat down and tried to pee. I think maybe a lady came in the room at that time….

And then I woke up and I had to pee.